Way Too Old for the Sh*t! Midlife Assessment by THRIVE with Kira

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Way Too Old for this Sh*t Midlife Assessment

If you’re feeling over it, burned out, second-guessing everything, or just vaguely annoyed at life, chances are you’re stuck in a pattern that’s not working anymore.

This short quiz will show you what you’re officially TOO OLD FOR—the habits, mindset traps, and over-giving tendencies keeping you exhausted—and what to do instead.

Because life is too short for this much bullsht.*

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Hi, I'm Kira

For the past 17 years, I’ve been helping women get out of their own heads, stop doomscrolling their lives & relationships, and finally figure out how to be happy without overanalyzing the hell out of it.

I mix positive psychology, neuroscience, real-life coaching, humor, and a sprinkle of woo to help you stop replaying awkward conversations at 2 AM, over-explaining yourself in relationships, and treating self-worth like some VIP club you need a special invite to.

This isn’t about morning mantras, journaling your feelings for hours, or pretending everything is fine when it’s clearly not. This is about rewiring your brain for more joy, better love, and less giving-a-crap about things that don’t actually matter.